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Kiasu Architect who is Quite Kamcheng and Practices Kaizen…

9 Jul

I was searching for an architect to design my future house (in my dream)… My ideal architect must have the following criteria before he/she will be hired:-

1. Must be a local grown architect and speaks Hokkien, like my dad;

2. Always striving to be better than the rest, like Singaporean;

3. Never ending effort to improve, like Japanese;

4. Most importantly, must be able to build rapport with me.

And yes, I found the right person !! How? Use Google laaa…

Mr. Laurent Lim, will be the right person to design my dream house…

laurent lim architect

The company’s philosophy are:-

Kamcheng – word originating from Penang Hokkien, meaning “the fine art of harmonious rapport and good networking with clients, authorities and associates/ consultants in general”.

Kiasu – colloquial Singapore Hokkien term, meaning “the state of mind to work hard and great determination to succeed”.

Kaizen – Of Japanese origin, meaning “to be constantly one’s skill and services and strive for innovative and creative solution to serve client’s needs”

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Lesson we can learn:- Kamcheng and Kaizen are virtues. Kiasu is good too as long as it is not based on the spirit of covetousness and at the expense of others!

Source: Laurent Lim Website

Victoria Secret Unveiled Its “Secret” Lingerie Code

23 Jun


Last week, we found out how Beijing Olympic 2008 was designed. Now, have you ever wondered why bras are lettered A, B, C … all the way to H? And do you know how the letters are actually used to define bra sizes?

Thank you, SL for “educating” me and make my day!! bra code bra code bra code bra code bra code bra code bra code bra code bra code

How Beijing 2008 Logo was Designed

13 Jun

Could this be true? It all began with Capital Punishment…

I did a small research on capital punishment and I wasn’t surprised with the joke. Ohhh… please don’t tell me you take it as real. If you have watch enough CSI, you know it can’t be real..hahaha. Anyway, going back to capital punishment, in 2007 the largest number of verifiable executions were carried out in the six countries listed below (note though that with the exception of the US, the figures for other countries are believed to be under-estimates):

*Based on publicly available reports. Other sources suggest the real tally in China for example maybe as high as 6000.

So behave yourself, boy when you are in Beijing for Olympic 2008. However, if you want to be nasty please check what carry the capital punishment in China. You don’t want to be the next logo for …ermmm…..next Winter Olympic if China is hosting it..haha!

Source: Wikipedia

Male Celebrity Before and After

9 Jun

This is so mind opening and mind blogging boggling at the same time… haha

Alright, alright… I am signing up for gym and yoga! I urge you guys to do the same :-)

1. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold

2. Rod Steward

3. Clint Eastwood

Eastwood

4. Pierce Brosnan

Pierce Brosnan

5. Richard Gere

Richard Gere

6. Roger Moore

Roger Moore

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Moral of this post:-

“All parts of the body which have a function if used in moderation and exercised in labors in which each is accustomed, become thereby healthy, well developed and age more slowly, but if unused they become liable to disease, defective in growth and age quickly.”

~Hippocrates~

Tips: How to do business with two cows

1 Jun

I am in need of a dose of humor to make up the remaining of my day. So here it goes, a dose of cow joke for those that need it ! However, please read disclaimer first before you proceed…

Disclaimer: This joke is intended to cheer people up especially when a person is very unhappy, like me now. No intention to humiliate anyone. This joke is neither created nor posted endorsed by me. It was published here because it is freaking funny and I can’t help myself not to post it. Good thing is to be shared. Good joke is a good thing, so it has to be shared. However if you are a person that is lack or (worse still) no sense of humor, please omit this post and proceed to other posts. This blog provides wide variety of themes and I am sure you will find something suitable for you to read. I can keep on blah blah ing on this disclaimer “just for you” (those that do not have sense of humor) but I need to stop before I bored my reader who has the sense of humor. To end this disclaimer, I would like to leave a wise word, ” laughter is the best medicine“.

TWO COWS

Picture Originally Posted by kwerfeldein

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TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called ‘Cowkimon’ and market
them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and
milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You break for lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and
now want RM1.20. The buyer decided you can keep the milk.
They go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine
instead. Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
One cow-peh and one cow-bu

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