RuehYinn & Juleen @ blueepinkk.com

I was searching for an architect to design my future house (in my dream)… My ideal architect must have the following criteria before he/she will be hired:-

1. Must be a local grown architect and speaks Hokkien, like my dad;

2. Always striving to be better than the rest, like Singaporean;

3. Never ending effort to improve, like Japanese;

4. Most importantly, must be able to build rapport with me.

And yes, I found the right person !! How? Use Google laaa…

Mr. Laurent Lim, will be the right person to design my dream house…

The company’s philosophy are:-

Kamcheng – word originating from Penang Hokkien, meaning “the fine art of harmonious rapport and good networking with clients, authorities and associates/ consultants in general”.

Kiasu – colloquial Singapore Hokkien term, meaning “the state of mind to work hard and great determination to succeed”.

Kaizen – Of Japanese origin, meaning “to be constantly one’s skill and services and strive for innovative and creative solution to serve client’s needs”

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Lesson we can learn:- Kamcheng and Kaizen are virtues. Kiasu is good too as long as it is not based on the spirit of covetousness and at the expense of others!

Source: Laurent Lim Website

I am in need of a dose of humor to make up the remaining of my day. So here it goes, a dose of cow joke for those that need it ! However, please read disclaimer first before you proceed…

Disclaimer: This joke is intended to cheer people up especially when a person is very unhappy, like me now. No intention to humiliate anyone. This joke is neither created nor posted endorsed by me. It was published here because it is freaking funny and I can’t help myself not to post it. Good thing is to be shared. Good joke is a good thing, so it has to be shared. However if you are a person that is lack or (worse still) no sense of humor, please omit this post and proceed to other posts. This blog provides wide variety of themes and I am sure you will find something suitable for you to read. I can keep on blah blah ing on this disclaimer “just for you” (those that do not have sense of humor) but I need to stop before I bored my reader who has the sense of humor. To end this disclaimer, I would like to leave a wise word, ” laughter is the best medicine“.

Picture Originally Posted by kwerfeldein

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TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called ‘Cowkimon’ and market
them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and
milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You break for lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and
now want RM1.20. The buyer decided you can keep the milk.
They go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine
instead. Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
One cow-peh and one cow-bu

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