Tag Archive 'Jokes'

Jul 09 2008

Kiasu Architect who is Quite Kamcheng and Practices Kaizen…

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I was searching for an architect to design my future house (in my dream)… My ideal architect must have the following criteria before he/she will be hired:-

1. Must be a local grown architect and speaks Hokkien, like my dad;

2. Always striving to be better than the rest, like Singaporean;

3. Never ending effort to improve, like Japanese;

4. Most importantly, must be able to build rapport with me.

And yes, I found the right person !! How? Use Google laaa…

Mr. Laurent Lim, will be the right person to design my dream house…

laurent lim architect

The company’s philosophy are:-

Kamcheng – word originating from Penang Hokkien, meaning “the fine art of harmonious rapport and good networking with clients, authorities and associates/ consultants in general”.

Kiasu – colloquial Singapore Hokkien term, meaning “the state of mind to work hard and great determination to succeed”.

Kaizen – Of Japanese origin, meaning “to be constantly one’s skill and services and strive for innovative and creative solution to serve client’s needs”

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Lesson we can learn:- Kamcheng and Kaizen are virtues. Kiasu is good too as long as it is not based on the spirit of covetousness and at the expense of others!

Source: Laurent Lim Website

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Jun 23 2008

Victoria Secret Unveiled Its “Secret” Lingerie Code

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Last week, we found out how Beijing Olympic 2008 was designed. Now, have you ever wondered why bras are lettered A, B, C … all the way to H? And do you know how the letters are actually used to define bra sizes?

Thank you, SL for “educating” me and make my day!! bra code bra code bra code bra code bra code bra code bra code bra code bra code

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Jun 13 2008

How Beijing 2008 Logo was Designed

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Could this be true? It all began with Capital Punishment…

I did a small research on capital punishment and I wasn’t surprised with the joke. Ohhh… please don’t tell me you take it as real. If you have watch enough CSI, you know it can’t be real..hahaha. Anyway, going back to capital punishment, in 2007 the largest number of verifiable executions were carried out in the six countries listed below (note though that with the exception of the US, the figures for other countries are believed to be under-estimates):

*Based on publicly available reports. Other sources suggest the real tally in China for example maybe as high as 6000.

So behave yourself, boy when you are in Beijing for Olympic 2008. However, if you want to be nasty please check what carry the capital punishment in China. You don’t want to be the next logo for …ermmm…..next Winter Olympic if China is hosting it..haha!

Source: Wikipedia

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Jun 05 2008

Did You Know ?

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DID YOU KNOW: Watermelons are 97% water, lettuce 97%, tomatoes 95%, carrots 90%, and bread 30%.

RY: I know now but why? Someone helps me out!

DID YOU KNOW: In 1929, Charles Leiper Grigg from the Howdy Company invented a drink which was introduced to the market as “Bib-Label Lithiated Lemon-Lime Sodas,” which didn’t sell terribly well so the company renamed it 7 Up.

RY: Never complicates life. It is complicated enough!

DID YOU KNOW: In 1945 a computer at Harvard malfunctioned and Grace Hopper, who was working on the computer, investigated, found a moth in one of the circuits and removed it. Ever since, when something goes wrong with a computer, it is said to have a bug in it.

RY: You are the man bug, moth! Continue to make history for your ‘race’.

DID YOU KNOW: The characters of Homer, Marge, Lisa, and Maggie were given the same first names as Simpsons creator Matt Groening’s real-life father, mother, and two sisters.

RY: I wonder if Simpson is reflective of Matt’s family personality. That will be so funny if it is. Can do a reality show rather than watching cartoon.

DID YOU KNOW: (1) John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839; Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939; (2) Both assassins were known by their three names; (3) Both names are composed of fifteen letters; (4) Lincoln was shot at the theatre named ‘Ford.’, while Kennedy was shot in a car called ‘ Lincoln ‘ made by ‘Ford.’; (5) Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse, while Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre; and finally; (6) A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland, whereas a week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

RY: Very creepy. I don’t want to know anymore!

DID YOU KNOW: Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

RY: Really? I love honey.

DID YOU KNOW: Spiral staircases in medieval castles always run clockwise because all knights used to be right-handed. When the intruding army would climb the stairs they would not be able to use their right hand which was holding the sword because of the difficulties of climbing the stairs. Left-handed knights would have had no troubles, except left-handed people could never become knights because it was assumed that they were descendants of the devil.

RY: My father is left handed, so is he the…? He is nice person, though.

DID YOU KNOW: At age 47, the Rolling Stones’ bassist, Bill Wyman, began a relationship with 13-year old Mandy Smith, with her mother’s blessing. Six years later, they were married, but the marriage only lasted a year. Not long after, Bill’s 30-year-old son Stephen married Mandy’s mother, age 46. That made Stephen a stepfather to his former stepmother. If Bill and Mandy had remained married, Stephen would have been his father’s father-in-law and his own grandpa.

RY: All things are possible in he name of love.

DID YOU KNOW: Ferdinand Porsche, who later went on to build sports cars bearing his own name, designed the original 1936 Volkswagen!

RY: Who is the designer of Proton Saga? I want to be his best friend.

DID YOU KNOW: There are 52 cards in a standard deck and there are 52 weeks in a year. There are 4 suits in a deck of cards and 4 seasons in a year. If you add the values of all the cards in a deck (jack=11 queen=12, etc.) you get a total of 365 the same as the number of days in a year!

RY: Numbers and mathematic never stop to amaze me.

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